Zuzia

Hey. My main defense is sarcasm and dark humor, so if you take everything personally, better keep scrolling. Otherwise I’m a pretty regular person – I work, see friends and occasionally burn something in the kitchen. On free days I grab my SUP board and head out before the city wakes up, or I dig through flea markets for old vinyls and weird herbal gadgets. Sometimes I check what the stars supposedly say, mostly for laughs. I’m looking for a guy who can keep up in conversation, doesn’t flinch at a sharp remark and is happy to cuddle on the couch afterwards. No acting, no fake seriousness. If you’ve got a dry joke that can survive my comeback, just write. I’m waiting for the opening shot.