Weronika

Hey, if you’re not scared off by someone who prefers black humor over sugary lines, stick around. I sometimes paint in the kitchen instead of cooking and end up with weird pictures on the wall. Weekends I usually disappear into the woods with binoculars because watching birds resets me better than scrolling. Once in a while I grab the tent and head out camping, where a non-fiction book sits next to coffee by the fire. I’m looking for someone who can take my jabs and throw something sharp back, then just sit next to me without needing to fill every silence. If you’ve got a quick comeback and don’t mind the quiet after a joke, write me. I’m waiting for a solid dry opener.