Sandra

Hey, my main defense mechanism is sarcasm and dark humor, so if you get offended easily we’re probably not a match. I like laughing, tossing situational jokes around and I value anyone who can fire back quickly. During the week I work and see friends, on weekends I grab my bike and head out to sketch new jewelry pieces. Later I melt soy wax and pour candles, and when it’s cold enough I go winter swimming. Nothing beats a hot drink and a dry joke after that. I’m looking for someone to trade verbal jabs with and then just curl up on the couch together. Hit me with your best opening dad joke and I’ll reply with mine.