Sandra

Hey. My main defense mechanism is sarcasm and black humor, so if you take offense easily, we’re probably not a match. I like laughing, throwing in situational jokes and appreciate someone who can fire back fast. After work I sit down with tools and make jewelry – that’s how I switch off from the day. Sometimes I put on music and practice salsa or bachata steps in the kitchen before I burn something again. I also keep an aquarium that needs regular cleaning and gives me an excuse to watch fish instead of scrolling endlessly. I’m looking for a guy I can verbally spar with and then just settle on the couch together. Sense of humor is non-negotiable, everything else follows. Hit me with something funny to start, let’s see what you’ve got.