Roksana

Hey, I’m Roksana. My main defense mechanism is sarcasm and black humor, so if you offend easily, better keep scrolling. I love laughing, tossing situational jokes and I value people with quick comebacks. In practice it means I’d rather spot the absurd in the coffee queue than moan about Monday, or in how someone tries to stuff yet another flea-market find into their bag. I enjoy digging through flea markets for odd little treasures that end up on the shelf, sampling street food in new spots and savouring coffee culture—from straight espresso to more elaborate brews. Sometimes I pair it with mindfulness, because nothing calms like a quiet afternoon with a cup and zero rush. I’m looking for someone who has a sense of humour and isn’t afraid to fire back—a buddy and partner rolled into one. Someone to spar with verbally, then cuddle on the couch afterwards. Hit me with your best dry joke to start!