Patrycja

Hey. My main defense mechanism is sarcasm and dark humor, so if you get offended easily, you might want to close this tab right now. I like laughing, cracking situational jokes and I value people who fire back quickly. I’m a pretty normal girl: in the morning I go for a run to wake up, during the day I work, and in the evening I sometimes end up at pole dance class or swim to clear my head. Once a week I pack food and walk dogs at the shelter – it gives a different perspective on the week. After that I meet friends, occasionally burn something in the kitchen and laugh about it loudly. I’m looking for a guy who can handle my teasing, throw something sharp back himself and then has no problem just lying on the couch talking nonsense. Sense of humor is non-negotiable, everything else we’ll figure out along the way. Hit me with your best dry joke to start, let’s see if you land it.