Ola

Hey, if sarcasm and dark humor aren’t your thing, you might as well click away now. With me it’s always joke first, smile later. In the morning I do my makeup so it looks like I didn’t, then I rearrange furniture and wonder if that picture actually works on the wall. When it’s not raining I grab a racket and play tennis or jump on my skateboard because sitting still gets boring fast. I’m looking for a guy who can throw a comeback and doesn’t get offended by a joke. Someone I can talk about anything with and then just lie on the couch without pretending. Sense of humor is non-negotiable – everything else we’ll figure out. Show me what you’ve got. Send a dry joke or tell me what pisses you off in daily life. I’m waiting for something real.