Martyna

Hey, I’m Martyna. My main defense mechanism is sarcasm and dark humor – if you bruise easily, just keep scrolling. I love laughing, tossing situational jokes and I need someone who fires back fast. During the week I paint on canvas, blend herbs into teas and tinctures, and when my head feels stuffed I grab the skateboard and ride until I’m grinning again. I’m a regular girl: I meet friends, sometimes burn dinner and don’t pretend everything’s under control. I’m looking for a guy I can trade verbal jabs with and then just curl up on the couch together. Sense of humor is non-negotiable. Hit me with your best dry joke as an opener.