Maria

Hi there. Sarcasm and dark humor are my main defense system, so if you take offense easily, you might want to keep scrolling. I like laughing, tossing situational jokes and I value someone who can fire back just as fast. Other than that I’m a pretty regular girl – I work, see friends, and occasionally burn something in the kitchen while pretending it was intentional. In my free time I paint or restore old furniture someone was about to throw out. When I need movement I put on salsa or bachata, or I go for a run or a bike ride through the city. I’m looking for a guy I can trade quick verbal jabs with and then curl up against on the couch afterward. A good sense of humor is non-negotiable. Hit me with your best dry joke to start and I’ll let you know right away if it landed.