Maja

Sarcasm and black humor are my main defense mechanism, so if you bruise easily we’re probably not a match. I love laughing, cracking situational jokes and I value people who can fire back quickly. Other than that I’m pretty ordinary – I work, see friends, sometimes burn dinner in the kitchen. In daily life I start with yoga or stretching, and when the weather’s good I grab the SUP board. Later I might wander through art galleries or play tennis, then switch to bar-hopping with someone who actually talks. I’m looking for a buddy and partner rolled into one. Someone for verbal sparring followed by couch cuddles. Humor is non-negotiable. Hit me with your best joke as a hello and tell me what you think.