Luiza

Hey. My main defense mechanism is sarcasm and dark humor, so if you get offended easily, you might as well skip this. I like laughing, tossing situational jokes and I value someone who can fire back right away. On a regular week I go horse riding to clear my head, then hunt for an old coffee dripper at a flea market and play guitar in the evening while listening to bird podcasts. Sometimes I burn dinner because I got carried away talking on the phone. I’m looking for a guy who’s both a buddy to banter with and someone I can curl up against on the couch afterwards. We should trade dry jokes and then just sit in silence together. Sense of humor is non-negotiable. Hit me with your best dry joke to start, let’s see if you land it.