Lucyna

Hey, I’m Lucyna. My default setting is a dry, slightly dark remark because I’d rather find out fast if someone can handle it. When I’m not at the table with pliers and stones making jewelry out of crystals and minerals, I’m usually listening to a genealogy podcast and pretending mindfulness works better after a cup of lemon balm tea. I’m looking for a guy who fires back just as quick, laughs at the same twisted jokes, and afterwards is happy to pull me onto the couch. If you’ve got a comeback ready and don’t mind a little sarcasm, hit me with your worst one-liner. I won’t pretend it’s hilarious, but I’ll answer.