Lidka

Hey, sarcasm and black humor are my main defense mechanism, so if you get offended easily we’re probably not a match. I like laughing at everyday disasters, throwing quick comebacks and appreciating someone who fires back just as fast. In real life that means after work I’m polishing new earrings or repainting a rescued dresser, and on weekends I head to choir practice then catch a play. Music and making things keep me sane. I’m looking for a guy who can handle my jokes, hit back with something sharper and then just pull me close on the couch without overthinking it. Got a solid dry joke ready? Hit me with it.