Julia

Hey. My way of dealing with the day is to throw in sarcasm or dark humor right away, so if you take everything seriously, better scroll past. I spot the absurd in ordinary moments and drop a comment that either makes you laugh or puts you off balance. Other than that I’m pretty normal – I go for a run in the morning to clear my head, then sit down with knitting needles because it’s the best way to relax my hands after the day. My potted plants take up a lot of space on the windowsills since I keep repotting them and checking if they got too much or too little water. I’m looking for someone who can take my comebacks, fire back even sharper, and afterwards won’t mind just sitting together on the couch saying nothing. If you’re up for verbal sparring and don’t mind getting an immediate counter, write. Show what you’ve got.