Inga

My main line of defense is sarcasm and dark humor, so if you bruise easily we’re probably not a match. I like to laugh, drop situational jokes and appreciate quick comebacks. In everyday life I’m usually in the garden trying to keep plants alive, cooking plant-based meals that occasionally end up slightly charred, watching birds from the window or the park, and unrolling the mat for Pilates so I don’t turn into a houseplant myself. I’m looking for a guy I can trade sharp remarks with all day and then just curl up on the couch with, no explanations needed. Sense of humor is non-negotiable. Hit me with your best dry joke right away and let’s see if we click.