Helena

Hey. My main defense mechanism is sarcasm and black humor, so if you get offended easily, we’re probably not a match. I like laughing, throwing situational jokes and I value people who can fire back a quick comeback. After work I often stretch on the mat or go for a run, and in winter I grab the snowboard and head to the mountains to clear my head. During the week I meet friends, sometimes burn something in the kitchen and order pizza instead. I’m looking for someone I can have verbal sparring matches with and then just curl up on the couch in silence for an hour. Sense of humor is non-negotiable – without it we won’t get far. Hit me with your best dry joke to start, and we’ll see if it’s worth keeping the conversation going.