Ewelina

My first instinct is sarcasm and dark humor, so if you bruise easily, keep scrolling. If you can fire back in seconds though, things get interesting fast. During the week I hike mountain trails, and in the evenings I play guitar with a really good cup of coffee, usually wearing some vintage find from the seventies. Sometimes I cook plant-based meals and sometimes I burn something – no big drama. I also like wandering through museums because there’s always something worth talking about. I’m looking for someone I can trade jokes with for hours and then just sit quietly on the couch together. No pretending, no fluff. Send me your best dry joke to start and I’ll tell you right away if it landed.