Danuta

Hi. First I check if you can laugh at dry jokes and light sarcasm – without that the rest rarely makes sense. On an ordinary evening I fire up the sewing machine and fix old dresses instead of watching series, or bake a cheesecake with crumble that fills the hallway with smell. Sometimes I put on music and do pole dance because it’s the best way to switch off after the day. The aquarium by the sofa is my little ritual – I feed the fish and watch them swim lazily before grabbing a racket and heading to the court. I’m looking for a guy who isn’t afraid to be a bit silly in jokes yet can listen when the talk turns serious. If you can make me laugh with one stupid line and don’t mind when I fire one back, write to me. The worst joke you know works better with me than long intros.